Bathroom Pet Portrait: The Throne Room

On the porcelain throne, morning paper in paw

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A black float-framed canvas of Smokey, a silver tabby domestic shorthair, in the Throne Room style.

Ombre, a black domestic shorthair cat, beside a natural-oak framed canvas of their own Throne Room portrait.

Markings read from your photo

Face and eye color too. You approve it first.

Duo, a white domestic shorthair, beside a black framed canvas of their own Throne Room portrait.

Sizes for every wall.

Framed canvas from 12x16 to 24x30.

Mimi, a toy poodle, beside a black framed canvas of their own Throne Room portrait.

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Gus, a French bulldog, beside a brown framed canvas of their own Throne Room portrait.

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Koda, an Australian shepherd, beside a black framed canvas of their own Throne Room portrait.

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Send a photo within 14 days.

Buddy, a beagle, beside a black framed canvas of their own Throne Room portrait.

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The digital file.

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Bruno, a Bernese mountain dog, beside a black framed canvas of their own Throne Room portrait.

A white float-framed canvas of Ziggy, a dachshund, in the Throne Room style.

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Framed canvas from Compare at~~$230 USD~~$145 USD
Canvas from Compare at~~$157 USD~~$99 USD

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Example portraits

Pip, a chihuahua, The Throne Room example.

Patch, a calico domestic shorthair, The Throne Room example.

Nova, a Siberian husky, The Throne Room example.

About this style

Bathroom wall art: your pet on the porcelain throne, reading glasses on, morning paper in paw.

The Throne Room is a deadpan, photorealistic scene of your pet on the toilet with the newspaper, expression completely natural, which is the whole joke. It is made for a bathroom wall, where guests find it mid-visit.

Perfect forBathroom walls, housewarmings, gifts that end up beloved.

Frames, canvases and prints Getting a good reference photo

Three pets, three styles: Nova the husky, Miel the tabby cat and Mimi the poodle, each beside their own framed portrait.

It all starts with one photo

Markings, face shape and eye color, read before the portrait is made.

A macro close-up of a black float frame's corner, showing the canvas depth and the shadow gap.

A solid-wood frame with a shadow gap and no glass.

Black, White, Natural wood or Brown, same price.

A hand holding a phone showing Gus's own portrait preview, with Gus the French bulldog resting on the floor behind.

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Free, no card, until you find the one.

Two hands lifting a black framed canvas of Patch, a calico cat, out of a plain unbranded box.

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You approve it first

Damaged or wrong? Reprinted free. Report it within 14 days

Fresh prints for life, flat fee